Eurosmash!

NASA scientists made a discovery
A new planet called Kepler 22b
They said there might be life out there
So we went to check the atmosphere
600 light years from home

Can’t believe what we were seeing
A crowd of one eyed alien beings
Waiting for us to drop the beat

Waive your tentacles in the air
We came to party
Do you speak dance?
Put the needle on the record
Take me to your DJ
Do you speak dance?

Hey NASA we made a discovery
These cosmic kids know how to party
Their green skin glows when they shake their butts
They love to crump with suction cups
600 light years from home

Never seen such party potential
10,000 extra-terrestrials
Waiting for us to hit the floor

Waive your tentacles in the air
We came to party
Do you speak dance?
Put the needle on the record
Take me to your DJ
Do you speak dance?

Waive your tentacles in the air
We came to party
Do you speak dance?
Put the needle on the record
Take me to your DJ
Do you speak dance?

Move those bendy legs
I want to see you shuffling
Move those bendy legs
Non-stop planet rockin’

Move those bendy legs
I want to see you shuffling
Move those bendy legs
Non-stop planet rockin’

Waive your tentacles in the air
We came to party
Do you speak dance?
Put the needle on the record
Take me to your DJ
Do you speak dance?

Waive your tentacles in the air
We came to party
Do you speak dance?
Put the needle on the record
Take me to your DJ
Do you speak dance?

Turn on bright lights
Silk shorts and white tights
Rub the oil into my skin
Do some stretches and squats
My thighs could crack nuts
And then I hear the bell ring

This is the main event
Come to my room
I’ve got something to prove
Here comes my signature move

Body slam!
I’m gonna mess you up
Body slam!
Your gonna feel my connection
Licking your lips cause you love the taste
I’m gonna rub my fun all over your face
Badabing, Badabang
Body Slam!

We collapse in a heap
Your breathing is deep
I gave you something you wont forget
We start over again
For more pleasure and pain
You’re not out for the count just yet

This is the main event
I must confess
I think you pass the test
Here comes my vertical press

Body slam!
I’m gonna mess you up
Body slam!
Your gonna feel my connection
Licking your lips cause you love the taste
I’m gonna rub my fun all over your face
Badabing, Badabang
Body Slam!

In my submission hold you are conquered
I let you go when you say “Big Bird”
Cause that’s your safety word

Body slam!
I’m gonna mess you up
Body slam!
Your gonna feel my connection
Licking your lips cause you love the taste
I’m gonna rub my fun all over your face
Badabing, Badabang
Body Slam!

Body slam!
Hot sausage and mustard
Body slam!
I’ll be dripping with custard
Licking your lips cause you love the taste
I’m gonna rub my fun all over your face
Badabing, Badabang
Body Slam!

Punching, squeezing
Squashing, kissing
Jump at you off the ropes

Hey ho, I wanna go
Hey ho, I wanna go
Hey ho, I wanna go
Hey ho, I wanna go

Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo
Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo

We came up with a plan
Rocking out in Japan
And sing the song that goes…

Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo
Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo

Riding on the bullet train
Sushi, sake and cocaine
And sing the song that goes…

Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo
Hey ho, I wanna go
I wanna go to Tokyo

You hung around and gave my your number
After the show in New York
I called you straight away, coz of the spell I was under
You said, “Why don’t we picnic in the park.”

Went to the market, got 30 bananas
20 mangoes, got to fill my cart
A box a plums and a pound of guavas
I am ready for my picnic in the park

I lay down all the fruits
I put cherries on your knees
You said I must be crazy
“Where’s the bagels and cream cheese”
But baby, listen too me please

Look at my fruit
Don’t be scared of it
I know you wanna eat it
Can’t get enough of it
Let yourself go and taste it
I wanna make a party in your mouth tonight

And so I tried to eat your picnic
But I didn’t know where to start
You ate some grapes and began to panic
Maybe you’re not ready for my picnic in the park

If it’s too much for you now
Don’t worry that’s ok
Just enjoy the moment
Please don’t run away
Save my plums for another day

Look at my fruit
Don’t be scared of it
I know you wanna eat it
Can’t get enough of it
Let yourself go and taste it
I wanna make a party in your mouth tonight

My fruit is in your hands
Take it and shake it
My fruit is in your hands
Shake it, gonna make it

My fruit is in your hands
Take it and shake it
My fruit is in your ugh!

I turned around and all I found
Was peelings on the floor
You took my hand and smiled at me
And said you wanted more
I never felt like this before

Look at my fruit
Don’t be scared of it
I know you wanna eat it
Can’t get enough of it
Let yourself go and taste it
I wanna make a party in your mouth tonight

Look at my fruit
Look at my fruit

Look at my fruit
I got some peaches and some strawberries
Look at my fruit
Tangerine, cherry

Look at my fruit
Watermelon, purple mangosteen
Look at my fruit
Clementine, lychee

Look at my fruit
Cherimoya, mango, blueberry
Look at my fruit
Lady finger, kumquat

You’re a bit of a weirdo
You won’t eat honey
Cause the bees will lose their home
And I’m a bit of a weirdo
I hear voices in my head
When I’m all alone

We’re misunderstood
Cause we’re always fighting
Doesn’t matter what they say anyway
What about our dreams?
Gotta keep on trying
Just let me hear you say

Smash our hearts together
It’s you and me and there’s some emotion
Smash our hearts together
Until we make a love explosion

You’re a little bit crazy
You kick a wall
And then complain you hurt your feet
And I’m a little bit crazy
I sneak under you bed
So I can hear you breathe

Let’s not waste our time
You know it’s now or never
C’mon let’s go
Can’t wait to take you there
Don’t want tonight to end
Let’s make it last forever
Dance like you just don’t care

Smash our hearts together
It’s you and me and there’s some emotion
Smash our hearts together
Until we make a love explosion

Turn up the heat
I’m feeling the beat
I dive in headfirst
Don’t want you to say no
I’m like a volcano
I’m ready to
I’m ready to… burst

Smash our hearts together
It’s you and me and there’s some emotion
Smash our hearts together
Until we make a love explosion

Smash our hearts together
It’s you and me and there’s some emotion
Smash our hearts together
Until we make a love explosion

It’s so cold outside
Still dark when I arrive
It’s four in the morning
Turn on machinery
At this old bakery
And I can’t stop yawning

Kneading the bread, it’s not easy
Muscles aching and the hours go slow
Kneading the bread, it’s hard, believe me
But right now I got to get my hands on some dough
And right now I gotta get some food to Otto

My face is pressed against the window
It’s 10.30am, you should be home soon
I climb into your bed, wondering what’s happening
My heart skips a beat as you walk into the room

I broke into the local school last night
Here’s a list of homework for you to do
I got a box of bread and cakes for you
But don’t wake me up until four, thirty, five in the afternoon

You take me out, all over this city
These streets belong to you and me
You’re smashing windows
In a derelict factory
You get us into movies for free
And you are everything I want to be
That’s why you mean everything to me

Back at the squat, it’s 10 o’clock
It’s way past somebody’s bedtime
I read him a story, it’s a little bit boring
But I pretend that I don’t mind

The sculptor next door, starts up his chainsaw
I’ll never get this boy to sleep
The screaming wood stops, heavy eyelids drop
And slowly out the door I creep

I’m only blocks away
The closer I get, the more I just want to be…

Jumping up and down
In a nightclub with 500 hundred strangers
Losing my mind
With the rockers and the ravers
Sweaty and dark, I can be anything I want
I’m jumping up and down
In a nightclub with 500 hundred strangers

Ohhhh
It’s nearly time for work
Ohhhh
Something’s gotta give something’s gotta give
Can’t go on like this
Can’t go on like this

Saving up for three months now
We waited all night in the rain
To make sure we got tickets

8th of April 1990
Front row at the Deutchehalle
With me on your shoulders

David Bowie is in Berlin
“And he’s doing a concert”
David Bowie is in Berlin
David, David, David, David, David
Is here

His voice
Went into the microphone
Out of the speakers
Into our ears
And he blew our freaking minds
Amen

We ran all the way home
Singing, ‘We could be heroes’
You and me, we’re gonna be a band
We’re starting tomorrow

What kind of band are we gonna be?
The best band in the world, actually
But don’t drums and guitars cost lots of money?
Just leave that tiny detail to me

In the morning when I woke up
I was shocked and surprised to see
A set of tiny drums
And a red Flying V

I told you I could do it
And I got them all for free
What’s this label here?
‘Kreutzberg School Property’
“Astrid, what did you do?”

They must be getting new ones
I know it sounds crazy
But they threw these ones out in the street
What an opportunity
“That is such great timing”
“I know”

Die Roten Punkte, Die Roten Punkte
Die Roten Punkte, Die Roten Punkte

Oooh baby, baby
H, h, h honey
C, c, c, c’mon
Oooh yeah!

F, f, f, fever
B, b, b, bus stop
D, d, d, dancing
Oooh yeah!

Best band in the world
Best band in the world
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Wooh
Die Roten Punkte, Die Roten Punkte
Die Roten Punkte, Die Roten Punkte

I’ve been thinking
That the world has come undone
And if we don’t do something
What will we all become?
We got the power of the people
No time to compromise
The message is simple
We’re fighting for our lives

All over the world they will be listening
Let’s raise our voices
We’re finding a way to make a difference
Let’s make good choices

Shop at the local farmers market
Walk the dogs of the elderly
Plant an organic kitchen garden
Buy a goat for a poor family

All over the world they will be listening
Let’s raise our voices
We’re finding a way to make a difference
Just make good choices

Don’t drive a car when you can cycle
Eating things that supermarkets throw out
Visit a stranger in a hospital
Let some homeless people sleep in your house

All over the world they will be listening
Let’s raise our voices
We’re finding a way to make a difference
Just make good choices

Free the chickens in the factories
Teach some orphans how to play guitar
Spend your weekends making history
Then publish them in your memoir
You’re a star

Just make good choices
Just make good choices